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Dracula Demotivational Poster


RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.




EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am
1L


HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.


LITTLE WHITE LIES -




WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.


TAGS: prince vlad dracula vampire impaler
Rating: 4.35/5

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Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 6:46 pm
It's hard to notice when he's better than me..
Claire - December 25, 2010, 1:48 pm
Obviously not, or his spelling and grammar would be a little better.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
you got OCD or something pal?
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:31 am
sorry my computer is acting as funny as my 10-year old cousin
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:28 am
not that my grandfather was around back then, it's a story told in the family.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
My mom comes from a village nearby Vlad's castle in Romania.My grandfather says sure he was brutal but back in those days, you could leave all your gold in the street and return a month later, and find it intact, nobody dared to steal. still sucks though.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
I remember doing a presentation on this guy. First question asked: Do you think he was compensating? Honestly, thinking back, he might have been.


VLAD DRACULA - Because manly vampires don't sparkle.


TAGS: vampire dracula twilight cullen
Rating: 3.5/5

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vlad9885 - May 31, 2013, 2:28 am
Vlad approves


Vampire -




happy -




I WANT YOU TO PUNCH NAZIS -


TAGS: christopher lee dracula nazis punch
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - January 29, 2017, 9:19 pm

I like your username more than your poster. Cowboy Bebop is a classic.


undead -


TAGS: dracula movie remakes culture entertainment
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cannabal - October 30, 2014, 8:31 am
Saw "Toy Story 3" in theatres. that movie was heavy for a kids' film.
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 10:50 pm
Me too. Well, honestly, that and piratebay. Still go watch on the big screen, occasionally, mostly movies for the grandkid. Not much else to get me interested. Pixar does some great work.
Cannabal - October 29, 2014, 8:42 pm
That's why I stopped paying for movies.
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 7:48 pm
They play what pays. Period. Unless a rich person is passionate about it, the corporations decide content from previous balance sheets. And, what they play, bottom line, is us. We, the people choose what makes money.
EmilioDumphque - October 24, 2014, 8:06 pm
I could give them some great ones!


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